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: Wife (Hindi)  ( 5856 )
« : December 30, 2009, 10:46:01 AM From guru.imation»



Wife (Hindi)


A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..
What do u say???????????

     


A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

 


Life may hamesha Haste raho, muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate raho...
thaki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye...
Tum... "KUWARE" ho...

 


Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
KHUSH RAHO

 


Wife - Shadi ki raat tum ne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisi lagti thi..
Husband - Mai to mar hi jata agar mujhe hanuman chalisa na yaad
hoti..!!

 


Why love marriage is better than Arranged????
B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better than an "UNKNOWN GHOST".

 


Wife: main tumhari yaad mein Bees din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: Bees din aur ruk jaao.

 


A man gave an add in Matrimonial column "PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:- "Meri Le Ja...!", ''Meri Le
Ja...!''

 


Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan
dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: "Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

 


Every person is a FREEDOM FIGHTER ........ Immediately after
Marriage!!

 


Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an
accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Good Luck!

 


Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
Hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai, hamari to abhi Jinda
hai....



Regards,



Gurulakshana NV

 
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