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An Income Tax Inquiry


A  man who had been called to testify at the Income Tax Department
 asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

 "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a
 pauper," the  accountant replied.

 Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite
 advice. "Dont let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and
 tie."

 Confused, the man went to his priest, told him of the conflicting
 advice, and requested some resolution on the dilemma.

 "Let me tell you a story," replied the priest.

 "A woman, about to be  married, asked her mother what to wear on her
wedding night.
 Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.
 But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting
 advice. Wear your most revealing negligee, a nice V-neck. "

 Confused, the man asked, "What does all this have to do with my
 problem with the Income Tax Department?"

 "Simple," replied the Priest. "It doesn't matter what you wear, you're
 still going to get screwed."  ;D

 
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