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« : December 23, 2009, 12:15:29 PM From gladiator»

Beer ...

A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was
contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his
children and lost his job.

He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an
empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, "You are the reason I don' t have a wife", second bottle, "You are the reason I don't have my
children", third bottle "You are the reason I lost my job".

He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the
bottle, puts it aside and says "Stand aside my dear friend, I know you were
not involved...."


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