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: ICICI :)  ( 2210 )
« : December 21, 2009, 04:42:01 PM From Gurulakshana NV»


Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate
their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces,

'Ladies and Gentlemen,

I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning
and we will attempt an emergency landing.

Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on
the beach.

However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on
the island for the rest of our lives!'

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the

An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks,

'Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?'

'No, sweetheart,' she responds.

Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing,

then asks, 'Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master Card balance yet?'

'Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque,' she says.

'One last thing, Mona.

Did you remember to send cheques

for the ICICI auto loan to them this month?' he asks.

'Oh, forgive me, Rajiv,' begged Mona. 'I didn't send that one, either.'

Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years.

Mona pulls away and asks him, 'So, why did you hug me?'

*Rajiv answers, 'They'll find us!' * *:)*

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