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: having an i-hate-my-job day? :)  ( 2359 )
« : December 16, 2009, 12:26:59 PM From Vivek»



having an i-hate-my-job day? :)


 Just the kind of thing to read on a Monday  morning.......:))

 When you  have an 'I Hate My Job  day'  [Even if you're retired or a
home  maker,  you  sometimes have those days]

 Try this  out:

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer  section and purchase
a rectal thermometer  made by Johnson &  Johnson..

 Be very sure you get this brand.

 When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed.

 Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
 Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will
 not become chipped or broken.

 Now the fun part begins.

 Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

 You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

 "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &   Johnson is personally
tested and then sanitized."

 Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,' I am so glad I
do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson &
Johnson.'

 HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE
 WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN  YOURS!

...Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in
your heart...

 Then you are just an old sour fart;

 may be you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson

 
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