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: Indians Vs. Americans  ( 3597 )
« : December 15, 2009, 09:50:02 AM From "Raghavendra Rao S"



Indians Vs. Americans


Indians Vs. Americans

An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing
gum, sits down beside him. The Indian ignores the American who begins to
chat:
 
The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?
The Indian: Of course!
The American: We do not. We only eat the inner part; the crust is put in a
container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to India.
 
The Indian says nothing.
 
The American continues: Do you eat this jelly with the bread?
The Indian repeats: Of course.
The American: We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we keep all
the peels and seeds in containers. Later we process it, and
transform it into jelly and then we sell it to India.
 
The Indian asks: And what do you do with the condoms after you use them?
American: We throw them away, of course!
 
Indian: We do not..! We keep them in containers, process them, transform
them into chewing gum and then sell it to The United States!

 
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