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: Poems!  ( 2327 )
« : December 13, 2009, 10:52:40 PM From Ria»


These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic firstline but least romantic second line!

My darling, my honey, my wife...
Marrying you screwed up my life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is
sweet, and so are you... But
the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace...
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot...
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace...
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes...
Damn, I'm good at telling lies

I see your face when I am dreaming...
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love you take my breath away...
What have you stepped in to smell this way.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

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