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Definitions!


Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills.

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Rumour
News that travels faster than the speed of sound.

Classic
A book which people praise, but do not read.

Dictionary
The only place where divorce comes before marriage and success comes before work.

Marriage
An agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her masters.

Father
A banker provided by nature.

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Optimist
A person who starts taking a bath in case he accidentally falls into a river.

Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Etc
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

IT Professional
One who is paid for sending and receiving such jokes!

 
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