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« : December 10, 2009, 01:20:02 PM From Karanth Srihari



Genie!


A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.

 Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot

 right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

 The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have
 to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your
 lousy drive is going to cost us."

 So the couple walked up to the house and
 knocked on the door.

 A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened
 the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the
 place,
 and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken
 window.

 A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke
 my window?"

 "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the
 husband replied.

 "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
 you. You see,

 I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for
 a thousand years.
 Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant
 three wishes. I'll Give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll

 keep the last one for myself."

 "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a
 moment and blurted out,

 "I'd like a million dollars a year for! the rest of my
 life."

 "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do.

 And
 I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"

 "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie
 asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants
 in every country in the world," she said.

 "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
 safe
 from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

 "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your
 wish, genie?"

 " Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and
 haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years,
 my wish is to sleep with your wife."

 The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both

 now
 have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

 She mul! led it over for a few moments and said, "You
 know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I
 wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

 "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.

 "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the
 woman went upstairs
 where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying
 each other. The genie was insatiable.

 After about three hours of non-stop fun,
 the genie rolled over and looked directly into
 her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your
 husband?"

 "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

 "Really?! Thirty-five years old and both of you still
 believe in genies?"

 
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« #1 : March 02, 2011, 11:50:22 PM From john m»

Haha funny
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