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: The Dachshund Story...  ( 3327 )
« : December 09, 2009, 11:19:34 PM From Ria»



The Dachshund Story...


A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa.
 He took his faithful
 pet dachshund along for company. One day, the
 dachshund starts chasing
 butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers
 that he is lost.
 Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading
 rapidly in his
 direction with the obvious intention of having
 lunch.
 
 The dachshund thinks, "I'm in deep trouble now! Then
 he noticed some
 bones on the ground close by and immediately settles
 down to chew on the
 bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as
 the leopard is about
 to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that
 was one delicious
 leopard. I wonder if there are any more around
 here?"
 
 Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in
 mid-stride, as a look
 of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the
 trees. "Whew," says the
 leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had
 me."
 
 Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole
 sce ne from a nearby
 tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use
 and trade it for
 protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But
 the dachshund saw him
 heading after the leopard with great speed, and
 figured that something must
 be up.
 
 The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills
 the beans and strikes
 a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is
 furious at being made
 a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and
 see what's going to
 happen to that conniving canine."
 
 Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the
 monkey on his back and
 thinks "What am I going to do now?" But instead of
 running, the dog sits
 down with his back to his attackers, pretending he
 hasn't seen them yet...
 and just when they get close enough to hear, the
 dachshund
 says......................
 
 "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring
 me another leopard."
 

 
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