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: Hi tech jokes!  ( 3151 )
« : December 03, 2009, 11:05:52 PM From Poonam»

Hi tech jokes!

There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport
terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentlemanbends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his watch.

But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his
administrative assistant's face appears. He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a smile!

The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!! He asks, "What kind of a watch isthat?"

"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication," the gentleman
explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's
brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz. The onlookeris now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy this watch fromthe gentleman. They agree on a price and the cash was handed immediately.
The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it over and then walks away.

The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you
forgot your suitcases."

The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, "No, they are yours now.They are the modems for your new watch".
Three men are sitting in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
 A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
 The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear. The others raise their eyebrows. "I'm getting a Fax," he explains.

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