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: Murphy's Laws!  ( 2237 )
« : December 03, 2009, 11:00:48 PM From Poonam»



Murphy's Laws!


Murphy's Love Laws
1.   All the good ones are taken.
2.   If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
3.   The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
4.   Brains x Beauty x Availability = Constant.
5.   The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6.   Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7.   The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
8.   Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
9.   Nice guys(girls) finish last.
10.   If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
11.   Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.

 
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