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« : December 03, 2009, 10:50:05 PM From Poonam»



Laws!


Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
 
Kovac's Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
 
Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
 
O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
 
Bell's Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water , the telephone rings .
 
Rubys Principle of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
 
Willoughby's Law:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
 
Zadra's Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 
Breda's Rule:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
 
Owen's Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
 
Howden's law:
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're  far from the mailbox. 

Jha's Theorem:
The organisation for which you work pays least in the industry.   
 

 
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« #1 : June 04, 2011, 05:51:40 AM From margaretls»

All true!
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