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« : March 16, 2011, 01:44:02 PM From Shrinidhi»



Classmates


Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age  and thinking,
surely I can't look that old. Well, you'll love this one.

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new
dentist. I noticed his diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I
remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been  in
my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This
balding, grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to  have
been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he  had
attended DAV Sr Secondary, Chandigarh.

"Yes. Yes, I did," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1975. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!", I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat ass,
Grey-haired asked: "What did you teach???"

 
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