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: Psychiatrist vs Bartender  ( 2756 )
« : March 05, 2011, 02:32:55 PM From A»



Psychiatrist vs Bartender


EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST AND TOLD HIM...

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared..... I think I'm going crazy!'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it.....' I said.

Six months later, the psychiatrist met me on the street.

'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pick-up!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'

 
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« #1 : March 14, 2011, 05:09:21 PM From christy»

In no way would I condone drinking it al away but this was kinda funny.
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