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« : February 27, 2011, 04:20:01 PM From noor muhammad»



Hindi Humor


Uske Papa K Paas 10 Floor Ki Building Hai
Dosto
Fir Bhi Kehti Rehti Hai
Zara Si Dil Mein De Jagah Tu

Santa:- Phone pe itni dhemi aawaz me kis se baat kar rahe ho.?
Banta:- Biwi hai..!
Santa:- To phir itni dhemi aawaz me kis liye?
Banta:- Teri hai...!!


What's the quietest place in the world?

The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.... What more can I say........


Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish.
I asked for "World Peace".
That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him to give u brains.
He said "Let me try world peace"


A TRUE LOVE STORY
kisi drakht pe ik ullu baita krta tha.
ek din wo drakht kaat diya gaya..
drakht bht khush hua k shukar ab hum pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITHAY GA.
lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq mai mil gaye jb
us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bana diya gaya.
or
AAJ BHI US PR ULLU BAITHA HAI.



Its Sad For A Girl
To Reach An Age When
Men Consider Her
Charmless
But
Its Worse For A Man
To Reach An Age When
Girl Considers Him
Harmless ... P ;)




Best Error Message Of The Century..!!!!

An Error Shown By A Computer:
No Keyboard Connected!!
Press F1 To Continue ;->
 



Depressed Boy Asked An Old Man:
Can There Be Anything Worse
Than Losing A Girlfriend?
Old Man Replied:
Yes,
Losing Your Confidence Of Finding Another One. :-)



Aapki zndgi me kabhi koi gam naho,
Aapki aankhe kabhi aasuonse nam naho,
Aapko roz-roz mile new-new friend
par kisi me hamari jagah leneka dam na ho..



A L W A Y S
R E M E M B E R !!

Be Nice To People Until You Have Made Your
First Million Bucks
After That,
People Will Be Nice To You P ;)




You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second,
Dont misunderstand.

CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles Everywhere!



Bfrnd-kal tumhare gar gaya tha,
mujhe nahi lagta hamari shadi hogi.
Gfrnd-kyu? Papa se mile?
Bfrnd- nahi tumhari behen se mila
Solid item hai yaar ;)


Everyday I Wait For Ur Msg,
But Everyday U 4get.
Frm Now Onwrds
If Anyday U 4gt,
Then
Ill Jump From
Train When It Stops!
Stop Smiling, I'm Serious.



WHO SaYS "NoTHiNG" iS iMPoSSiBLE,
JuST C Me I'M DOiNG "NoTHiNG" FRoM LaST FeW YeARs.

 
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