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« : January 13, 2011, 09:30:04 PM From Shrinidhi»



Nice jokes


NAPOLEAN: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'....
Sardarji: "What's the use of saying it now, you should have checked it
before buying THE DICTIONARY !!

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has
been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that
were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my
intelligence come from?"
The father replied, "Well son, you must have got it from your mother,
because I still have mine."

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