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« : October 06, 2010, 09:26:02 AM From guru.imation»



3 patients


One morning at a doctor's surgery a patient arrives complaining of serious
back-pain. The doctor examines him and asks him, "OK, what happened to your
back?"

The patient replies, "You know that I work for a local night club? This
morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On
entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.
I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from
the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed
the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I strained my back"



The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor
said, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible What the hell
happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now Today was the
first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I
was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you
won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."



The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients
did. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to
youuuuuu.....?"
"*Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor*"

 
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