Future of NRI Kids Explaining Diwali!
A young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother
to explain the significance of â€śDiwaliâ€ť to his younger brother,
this is how he went about itâ€¦
â€ť So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she
forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram,
to some national forest or somethingâ€¦ . Since he was going, for like,
something like more than 10 years or soâ€¦.. he decided to get his wife
and his bro alongâ€¦. you knowâ€¦so that they could all chill out together.
But Dude,the forest was reeeeal scary shitâ€¦ really manâ€¦they had
monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked
with darts and bows and arrowsâ€¦. so it was fine.But then some bad
gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe (Sita)
and lures her away to his hood.. And boy, was our man, and also his bro,
All the gods were with himâ€¦ So anyways, you donâ€™t mess with gods.
So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeysâ€¦. Dude, donâ€™t ask me how
they trained the damn monkeysâ€¦ just go along with me, okâ€¦So, Ram,
Lax and their monkeys whip this gangstaâ€™s ass in his own hoodâ€¦. Anyways,
by this time, their timeâ€™s up in the forestâ€¦ and anywaysâ€¦ it gets kinda boring,
you knowâ€¦. no TV or malls or shit like that. So,they decided to hitch
a ride back homeâ€¦ and when the people realize that our dude, his bro
and the wife are back homeâ€¦ theythought, well, you know, at least they
deserve something niceâ€¦
and they didnâ€™t have any bars or clubs in those daysâ€¦ so they couldnâ€™t
take them out for a drink, so they, like, decided to smoke and stuff â€¦
and since they also had some lamps, they lit the lamps alsoâ€¦
so it was pretty coooolâ€¦ you know with all those fireworksâ€¦
And this is how it started.â€ť
The mother fainted