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: Yes...well....and the fight started!!  ( 3793 )
« : February 05, 2010, 02:06:01 PM From A»



Yes...well....and the fight started!!



My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels..

She asked, 'What's on TV?'
 
I said, 'Dust!'

And then the fight started...
 
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.
 
And then the fight started...
 
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...

So, I took her to a gas station....
 
And then the fight started....
 
 
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a
drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
 
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
 
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we
split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
 
And then the fight started...
 
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something
more important to me.
 
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day,
I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors.
 
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I came out again and
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well
sweep the driveway.'

And then the fight started...
 

Doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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Moral to these stories :

They say, Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.

Cheers!!

 
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