Welcome, %1$s. Please login or register.

September 25, 2017, 10:02:22 AM
: 1
: Profile of a Software Engineer(Orkut)  ( 3384 )
« : February 04, 2010, 11:56:01 AM From manasa»



Profile of a Software Engineer(Orkut)


Profile of a Software Engineer(Orkut)...Do read.

About me: I think I am changing the world, but I am not.
      I think I am contributing to the Indian economy, but I guess I am not.
      I think I love my work, but I do not.
      I think I hate all people who made me earn my engineering degree, and I do.
      I think I am living, but and most importantly, I am LOOKING for someone!!
      Ok...I won't be funny anymore.
      I am a cool guy with a zeal to enjoy life (If you know me--> "Just stop laughing!!")


Relationship status: what?


Birthday: The day my PL is about to fire me


Age: 10111


Here for: web browsing in company hours


Children: can't be (hey, don't get me wrong here!!)


Ethnicity: Programmer


Languages I speak: Java, C/C++, 010101110101


Religion: I get holidays on all religious festivals, so I love all religions.


Political view: the guy sitting beside me is a pig!!


Humor: weekly


Fashion: Ask my company HR. Btw, I like jeans, t-shirt and a cross-bag.


Smoking: The second greatest pleasure on the earth


Drinking: The first is this.


Pets: Yeah, my PL looks like a dog.


Living: Cummon, this is a stupid one. How can this be asked to a software

engineer? Believe me, I am living!!


Hometown: My company (Oh God! Please bring my appraiser to this page)


Webpage: http://naukri.com, http://jobsahead.com


Passions: searching for the cheapest pub around, cursing my company, looking for other company, remembering my good old college days, worrying about my future


Sports: quake, CS (Counter Strike), computer chess


Activities: Are you crazy?


Books: "How to lose weight in 20 days?", "How to live a happy life?", "101 ways to attract a girl", "Java Unleashed", "C++ at your footsteps", Others censored


Music: Metallica, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, ACDC, and anything depressing


Tv shows: can't afford one


Cuisines: Bread Butter, Maggi, anything available within 200 metres of home

 
Liked It? Share it!

              


: 1
« previous next »

 

Best RatedList All>>



Latest
Random



SMF 2.0.10 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines | Contact Webmaster | OnlineFunDb.com © 2009/10 | Legal Disclaimer