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: Joke (Hindi)  ( 8395 )
« : January 28, 2010, 12:52:01 PM From reena_soniya»



Joke (Hindi)


Warning : Using your brain is strictly prohibited when you enter in exam hall

Question :

You are in a boat in middle of river. You have two candles and have to light any one candle. You dont have anything with you in the boat. How to do it???

Answer :

Take one candle and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER. Using this LIGHTER, you can light the other candle.

Another deadly Answer :

You throw the candle up and catch it. Catches win MATCHES. Using MATCHES, you can light the candle.

If that wasnt enough, one more Answer :

Take water in your hand and drop it drop-by-drop (TIP-TIP) Tip Tip BArsa Paani, Paani ne AAG lagayi Uss AAG se humne candle jalayi

If that wasnt enough even until now, one more Answer :

Start praising one candle. The other one will get jealous and get lighted up.

This is our style of answering Logic ho na ho, length honi chahiye J
      
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Boy : Tum Chinese lagti ho...

Girl : Haan... mere papa Chinese they.

Boy : Ab kahan hain?

Girl : 10 saal pehele unki death ho gayi :(

Boy : Haan... toh china ka maal chalega bhi kitna... ;)      

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First time ever introducing an "Intelligent Sardar"

Sardar : Ye kela kitne ka hai?

Man : Rs. 1.

Sardar : 60 paise me dega?

Man : 60 paise me sirf chhilka doonga.

Sardar : LE 40 paise... sirf kela de de... ;)     


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Kissan anaaj ki boriyan lekar bailgadi se jaa raha tha.

Sipahi ne rok ker poocha : KYA HAI?

Kissan : Sahab GEHOON.

Sipahi : Abey toh haath mila... main bhi GAYHOON... 

 
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