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Great IT Quotes


  - UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity. -- Dennis Ritchie


  - Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable. -- Ralph Johnson


  - Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.. -- Fred Brooks


  - Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why it works. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why. It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.  -- Steve McConnell


  - If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. -- Gerald Weinberg


  - The Six Phases of a Project: Enthusiasm, Disillusionment, Panic, Search for the Guilty, Punishment of the Innocent, Praise for non-participants --  Anonymous


  - Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask  yourself, 'How can I improve the code so that this
comment isn't needed?' Improve the code and then document it to make it even clearer.  -- Steve McConnell Code Complete


  - *The trouble with the world is that the stupid are dead sure and the intelligent are doubtful.** **-- Bertrand Russell**


  - No matter how slick (efficient) the demo is in rehearsal, when you do it in front of  a live audience the probability of a flawless
presentation is inversely proportional to the number of people watching, raised to the power of the amount of money involved. -- Anonymous


  - One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs. --Robert Firth


  - Fifty years of programming language research and we end up with C++? - Richard A. O'Keefe


  - C programmers never die. They are just cast into void. -- Anonymous

  - If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. -- Edsger Dijkstra


  - You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic; you cannot have both at the same time.  --(Bertrand Meyer)

  - There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third works.. --   Alan J. Perlis


  - Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight. -- Bill Gates


  - The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development   time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the
other 90% of the development time. --Tom Cargill


  - Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better   idiot-proof programs. The Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots... So far the Universe is winning. -- Anon

 
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